Friday, October 1, 2010

Mr. Lanyon's Appearance

  
  God, where was the dumb fellow? He was supposed to be here according to the time on my watch. Does this goddarn watch even work? Ugh, I must be early and I utterly hate being wrong. Utterly hate it.

  Oh my god. If he does show up in the next minute, when the man does come, I will throw him to the ground and butcher him up into a million pieces. I will cook him in a fire and watch him slowly burn to ashes. And I'll just forget about chopping off the heart up, so that he can watch this wonderful sight happening.

  Finally, its almost 1 am according to my broken watch, when the man trudges up to the sight of the meeting.

  "Do you have it? , Do you have it?" I asked.
  He told me to come where he was, as if he was the boss. He can believe what he wants to, but this lighter was trembling in my pocket, almost as if it were begging to be used. Like the thing could speak!

  After that, he kept talking and talking, stupidily of course. Sometimes I wonder if life would be better if everyone but me was dead. He gave me what I needed and it was mine, all mine! Dr. Jekyll, good luck getting this! Whenever i spoke to the idiotic dumb fellow, he would look at me as if i was speaking in another language. After this he left god, and I watched the fellow leave from the perfect angle. 2 minutes passed, and he was still walking as if he was forgetting something. Finally, the goddarn donkey was gone. My brain could be at rest and I could actually think with a decent amount of grammar. I hope he gets hit by a carriage on the way to his home, so no one will ever have to see his stupid face again. Ugly, ugly man. Thank god he was gone.

12 comments:

  1. Wait! why am i commenting on my own post? I must be utterly desperate. I want to stab someone. Wait maybe some stupid idioctic dumb peice of garbage just left a post as me so he could trick me! Dumb worthless peice of cow head thats been ran over on a muddy road!

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  2. Anabel, I'm not in the mood for this. I really don't feel like doing this. So quit typing mean comments. I'm not up to it. Quit.

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  4. Anabel? what kind of name is that? For i am Mr.hyde, and you are insane! Cow head donkey bottom peice of garbage that was dipped in a acid bath after being skinned alive!

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  6. Sista? who the heck is anabel! I want to stab the junk out of you! So just get out and get a life, because yours is about to be taken away by ME
    Mr. Hyde

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  7. !!!!!!!! I AM NOT ANABEL? WHY?! WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME!? I DONT WANT TO PLAY Y6OUR STUPID LITTLE IDIOTIC DUMB PEICE OF JUNK GAMES!! IM TIRED OF THIS SO GET OUT NOW, AND GET A LIFE, GO STAB SOMEONE. UTTERSON, THATS A MAN YOU SHOULD STAB, OR EVEN BETTER, SHOOT YOURSELF!!
    MR. FREAKING HYDE!!

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  8. I'm sorry, but this is the last time you will read me on your blog.
    P.S. You need to delete all o' your comments tat are mean, Anabee.
    P.P.S. Hello, Sista!
    P.P.P.S. I'm hungry, Double Cheese Burger.

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  9. Thank god. I will have seen the last of Fatima. How dare you read my thoughts!

    -Mr. Hyde

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